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October 26th, 2008
Don't read if you don't like to hear about weird cat antics. VERY weird cat antics!
I don't even like discussing this, but our cat Jack has developed a VERY bad habit. It started out where he would try and knead my stomach (my very pregnant stomach) and would get WAY to into it. Like, what are you doing, you seem to be kneading, but I think I may be seeing some type of humping action going on, weirdo! Well then I just made him not go near me with the kneading only it opened up the door to where he looks at blankets differently. And if you even try to stop him while he's doing it he starts yelling at you. I mean REALLY yelling. It sounds more like, "MEACK!!" than "meow". Well I finally was so disturbed by the whole thing that the other day I asked Brett to remove him from said blanket which happened to be right next to me. Well he did and as he was lifting him up it turned out Jack had a boner!! What??? That's disgusting!!! The cat is neutered!! What cat gets a boner from kneading a blanket?? It's so gross!! He doesn't even have working balls!! So now every time I see him around a blanket I ask him politely, "Jack, please just get on the blanket like a normal person, please don't get a boner!" Sometimes he listens, sometimes he starts meacking at me! It's a very crazy position he has put me and the blanket in!
Brett read about it online and apparently it's not sexual but I DON'T CARE! It's SOMETHING! Something I don't like.
I'm sorry, but you were warned.
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October 16th, 2008
I have a new favorite person!
Inventor Gary Michelson is giving up to 75 million dollars to the first person to invent a non surgical way to sterilize cats and dogs. Who knew sterilization could be the road to my love? (Which everyone wants.) (Shut up.) You can read about the details here. C'mon, people! Get to inventing ways to neuter domestic animals! I know you have it in you!
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October 16th, 2008
Don't let her buy your next car for you.
Harper seems to understand that when we negotiate with her she should counter on her behalf, but she hasn't quite figured out how to do it in her best interest. Yesterday she really just wanted crackers for dinner.
Me: Have this piece of spinach pancake and you can have two crackers.
Harper: (putting up one finger and looking at me very seriously) ONE cracker.
Me: Okay, one cracker.
Brett: Oh, Harper your negotiation skills work out for us, but I can't feel right about sending you out in the world like that.
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The thing about WordTwist is, it's a lot like baseball. One day you're doing great, but the next day you're out of the zone. You can't see the forest for the trees. It's like you're constantly learning the game. It keeps you humble. I guess what I'm saying is, Manny Ramirez and I have a LOT in common. A LOT.
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