October 4th, 2005
Did you ever notice...?

Okay whatever so I am derivative, but I have thoughts about artichokes and no one can stop me from saying them! It occurs to me that I don't like artichokes as much as I like salad dressing. Or butter. Or mayo. Or whatever I'm dipping it in. It has taken at least 30 years of my eating artichokes for me to realize that they have no taste! They taste like whatever dressing you put on them. What a discovery! And yet, would you put chocolate sauce on them? That sounds gross! But I bet it would taste just like chocolate sauce! Forgive me for being ahead of my time. Just know I don't have it all. It can get lonely knowing this much.

Are you listening to Goldspot? Why not? They're really good. At least I think so!
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